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I am a beautiful crap face
Age 48 From Oshawa, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Russian, Tagalog, Binary |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I look crap but I hope you love me for what i have on the inside. If you are cool, crazy and want to have a good time, drop me a line! |
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Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Scarred |
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My Hair Is | Light Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Exotic Animal, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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My Job Title Is | Aspiring Tier 2 Network Analyst |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $2,500,000USD+ |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Fire Starter |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Sports, Internet, Games, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going Shopping, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Heading to an internet cafe, and playing some War-Craft. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Missionary |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Jewish |
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I Attend Services | Once A Week |
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My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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My Goal In Life Is | to become a Tier 2 Analyst |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Instructional, Sports, Soaps |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Romance, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Gospel |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Computers, Fantasy, Instructional, Poetry, Religious, I'm An Author |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Money |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate |