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I need a huge d*ck and a huge wallet!
Age 35 From Virginia Beach, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a short, hot chick waiting for free stuff and a good time.

UPGRADE ME! And I might send you nudes ;-)
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Fanged
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Panera Bread and Firehouse Subs
I Make This Much In A Year  
Under $100,000USD/yr
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Photography, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner and a massage!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Travel the world and see all I can see.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Pop, Industrial, New age, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Humor
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Acting as crazy as possibly allowed without any questioning or assumptions.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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