A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.



She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.



Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"



The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell.



This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.



This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out.



One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her.



And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"



She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!"



The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!

Taur

Atletic

Mai mult de 6' 4 (1.93 m)

Șaten

Altele

Niciodată căsătorit(ă)

Da - Nu acasă

Da

Ochi

Nici nu m-aș gândi despre așa ceva

Negru

Fără animale de companie

Da

Ceva colegiu

Muncă la domiciliu

Altele

GREASE MONKEY

Sub 100,000$/an

Singur(ă)

Este nebunie uneori

Nu

Da - sociabil

Normal

De comedie, De gașcă

Muzică, Automobile

Chefuri, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Clubbing / Baruri, Băut

Lets go out on one and you'll see..

And try out new things...

Prietenos, Super, Ridicol

Creștină

Niciodată

Make someone happy 1 sweet day..

Inteligent, Prietenos, Ridicol

Desene animate, Documentar

Comedie , Romantism

Stat, Rap , Blues , Jazz , Latino, Dance , Soul , Reggae

Afaceri, Comic

Havin a laugh..Anything goes..

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Abilități excelente, Spontaneitate, Grija

An email from you to say yeah i'm up for it...

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