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I'm just an ordinary Joe...
Age 42 From Walsall, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!" The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night! |
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| Sign | Taurus |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Work At Home |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | GREASE MONKEY |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Under $100,000USD/yr |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Average Joe |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Party Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Cars |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Lets go out on one and you'll see.. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | And try out new things... |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Make someone happy 1 sweet day.. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Friendly, Goofy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Romance |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Business, Comic |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Havin a laugh..Anything goes.. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | An email from you to say yeah i'm up for it... |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Committed |
